Jaden is an Ass Hat and Will Never Write You Back
Dear Jaden,
I know it’s been a while since we’ve spoken. Haha! You just left 1 minute and 30 seconds ago 😛. Please forgive this email, but there are some things I need clarity on, relationship-wise. I would have discussed these with you in person, but you were pretty anxious to get home after we had sex. I’ve never seen anyone move so fast! Were you on fire? Haha!
Anywho…I have listed questions for you to address. I have tried to be clear and concise because, as you often say, “I blather on with no point until you wish you were dead.” Haha!
Here goes nothin’!
