Spend Valentine’s Day at a Struggling Retailer!
With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, declining retail giants are banking on couples’ thirst to participate in literally anything outside of the house. “We’ve been cooped up together for ten months now,” Dana Cranston from Detroit stated, “If there’s something offered that saves me from listening to him chew or breathe in our kitchen; I’m in!”
Dana isn’t alone. Couples across the US are scooping up event experiences from unlikely sources. “A Valentine’s Day event at Payless Shoe Source isn’t something I’d normally find remotely fun,” says Brent Klopper from Syracuse, NY, “but restocking knock-off Uggs in an empty store with my lady sounds strangely erotic.”
